The Female always makes "The Rules".
"The Rules" are subject to change at anytime without prior notification.
No Male can possibly know all "The Rules".
If the Female suspects the male knows all "The Rules", she must immediately change some or all of "The Rules".
The Female is never wrong!
If the Female is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding that was a direct result of something the Male did or said.
The Male must apologize immediately for causing said misunderstanding.
The Female may change her mind at any time for any reason!
The Male must never change his mind without the express written consent of the Female.
The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time without any reason.
The Male must remain calm at all times unless the Female wants him to be angry or upset.
The Male is expected to mind read at all times and supply anything wanted!
The Male who does not abide by "The Rules" can not take the heat, lacks backbone , and is a wimp.
Any attempt to document "The Rules" could result in bodily harm!
If the Female has PMS, all "The Rules" are null and void.
The Female is ready when She is ready, and not before and not after...
The Male must be ready at all times.
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